First things first: Sue Sylvester was not in tonight’s episode of Glee. We know!!  Mike Hale over at the New York Times thinks this was perfectly acceptable, but you know what Mike Hale?  You’re wrong.  We missed her terribly.  This show lacks a certain darkness without Sue Sylvester, a darkness that is replaced by saccharin sweet glop when she’s not [...]

“WHEELS”, OR:  THE SWEETNESS OF SUE SYLVESTER Sue Sylvester’s Track Suits: Four different suits make their appearance in this episode: Dark blue with light blue stripes; Black with neon green and orange stripes; Turquoise with white stripes; and Dark red with black/white stripes. Sue Sylvester’s Best Line: “You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they’re [...]

Michael Slezak over at Entertainment Weekly asked our Jane what unsung song is in Sue Sylvester’s heart.  Jane’s answer: Charlene’s “I’ve Been to Paradise, but I’ve Never Been to Me.” That’s ok, Jane, but we’ve got other songs on our wishlist.  Our top 5 songs we hope Sue Sylvester will sing, not counting a duet with Cookie Monster on “‘C’ [...]