The fall finale of Glee finally is upon us, and there is a whole lot of delicious, holiday-warming devilishness stirring in our Sue Sylvester. To quote the coach herself: “You’re about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: Horror!”
GleeCap: “Mattress”
Another “Sue’s Corner” segment? Another Dear Journal interior monologue moment? Yes and yes. Sue Sylvester shines, and oh, Will FINALLY figures out the whole fake pregnancy thing. Because, you know, it was very convincing up to five minutes into the introduction of this inane plotline.
GleeCap: “True Colors”
SUE SYLVESTER’S TRACK SUITS:
Red with black and white stripes
Blue on light blue stripes
Black and yellow stripes
Black and white piping
SUE SYLVESTER’S BEST LINE: “If there’s anything on that list that involves demeaning, fruity hair tossing, I’m cutting it!”
This week’s episode of Glee presents us with a problem. On one hand, we love Jane Lynch. Obviously. We [...]
GleeCap: “Ballad”
First things first: Sue Sylvester was not in tonight’s episode of Glee. We know!! Mike Hale over at the New York Times thinks this was perfectly acceptable, but you know what Mike Hale? You’re wrong. We missed her terribly. This show lacks a certain darkness without Sue Sylvester, a darkness that is [...]
Our First GleeCap and Other Minor News
So we just recapped and reviewed and critiqued and otherwise put a lot of words together to form our very first GleeCap! You can read all about last night’s episode here. In other news, Faith Salie over at Double X (a spinoff of Slate) has a great phone interview with our Jane. In the below excerpt, [...]
GleeCap: “Wheels”
“WHEELS”, OR: THE SWEETNESS OF SUE SYLVESTER
Sue Sylvester’s Track Suits: Four different suits make their appearance in this episode:
Dark blue with light blue stripes;
Black with neon green and orange stripes;
Turquoise with white stripes; and
Dark red with black/white stripes.
Sue Sylvester’s Best Line:
“You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they’re going [...]