Jane Lynch and Bill Mahr give us a dramatic reading of the gross texts between Anthony Weiner and one of many lady friends. Let this be a lesson for all of us: sexy texts don’t sound so sexy when they’re read out loud. Just a tip from the pros.

Not safe for work, but we trust that you know by now that anything related to the Weiner is NSFW.

For another entertaining dramatic reading, please see this dramatic reading of Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook, My Father’s Daughter, which, incidentally, we reviewed here.