First, Jane Lynch will be David Bowie in an upcoming episode of Glee. Please, please let it be David Bowie-as-Jareth the Goblin King.  Please. Second, Jane Lynch was at Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Awards.  She did not get slimed, but, appropriately, did get to sort of slime someone else.  Clips, which Nick apparently cut into tiny, tiny bits so that you’d [...]