Usually we here at Her Name is Jane Lynch try to shy away from tabloid-y type things, cuz yellow journalism is so 1900s and Rosebud was just a wagon sled.  But, since the reports are legit, we’re happy to also report that Jane Lynch and Lara Embry officially became each other’s misses on one of the most American holidays of them all, Memorial Day, at the Blue Heron Restaurant in Massachusetts (where marriage, like buying a pack of gum, is legal).  Us Weekly got the scoop; we followed up with Blue Heron’s Facebook page and, honestly, how did people find out about things before Facebook?  For those of you all OMFG what did she wear-ing: pants for her, dress for the other her (guess which is which!).  A lucky 21 people witnessed the blessed event, and there was some undoubtedly great seafood and cake.  That’s the way to get married, people.  A thousand huzzahs to the happy couple.  What a nice way to start the summer – this is why spring weddings are so popular, huh?