A ton – and we mean all 16,000 pounds – of Glee-related Jane Lynch news landed in our inbox over the weekend, all courtesy the dish that was served during PaleyFest2010. Here are the highlights:

Jane Lynch and Friends (potential future name of her variety show — email us so we can tell you where to send our royalty checks) showed up in Beverly Hills late last week at the Paley Center’s PaleyFest 2010 Glee panel. We weren’t there, but E! was, and we’re pretty sure the best part of the panel was when they threw out a few Sue Sylvester lines that didn’t make it – maybe these will be saved for the B-sides:

“Shut your mouth before I rape it.” “Rachel wears floor length denim skirts that make her look like she’s escaped from a polygamist compound.” “I will kick you square in the vagina.”

If you want to relive the experience and don’t mind spoilers (SPOILER, TWO WORDS, FOUR SYLLABLES: LA-DY GA-GA!!!) , then The Futon Critic live-blogged the panel here and, for those who like to GTD by topic rather than by chronology, Michael Ausiello at Entertainment Weekly has a slightly more organized recap of the discussion. Apparently, the hot topics were Neil Patrick Harris and Molly Shannon. Between the two, we are way more excited for Molly. But, if you are so excited that you can’t, or won’t wade through that ocean of text, it seems as though Jane Lynch pretty much re-states the big talking points here in this arrival interview:

Finally, in a Zap2It interview separate from PaleyFest (we think), Jane explains how she will blackmail Principle Figgins. And by “blackmail,” we mean, “sexual blackmail.” Her words, not ours.