Late last night/early this morning, Jane Lynch popped up on Conan. She was up after the night’s first guest at midnight, 50 Cent. We know, after 50 Cent! We know this means that 50 Cent was the unofficial headliner of the night (and, was he ever charming as he hawked his various water and cologne lines. “Like he was gentrifying himself,” one of us said. So true), but we like to think of this as: Jane Lynch is just too risque for the midnight to 12:15am quarter hour.
The first thing Conan said to Jane as she sat down to resounding applause was, “You deserve that.” Aw, also so true. In our favorite part of the night, Jane rips into Andy Dick Richter* a little bit for borrowing her car in the early 1990s and incurring $500 worth of parking tickets. She also teaches 50 Cent how to fluff a pillow, straight from a self-taught lesson from the housekeeping staff at Comfort Inn. Yeah, you know there’s a two-line 50 Cent lyric in there somewhere.
Also, Jane Lynch’s niece posted a super cute photo of her aunt’s dressing room. That’s totally the way to do it; if it were us, we’d take a photo and then take the sign, as if it were our first and last day of work. Ah, employment, we forgot what that was like.
* Mistakenly referring to Andy Richter as Andy Dick possibly could be the worst mistake we have made thus far on our website. Sorry for the insult, Andy.
Tags: 50 Cent, Conan O'Brien, Jane Lynch
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