Michael Slezak over at Entertainment Weekly asked our Jane what unsung song is in Sue Sylvester’s heart.  Jane’s answer: Charlene’s “I’ve Been to Paradise, but I’ve Never Been to Me.”

That’s ok, Jane, but we’ve got other songs on our wishlist.  Our top 5 songs we hope Sue Sylvester will sing, not counting a duet with Cookie Monster on “‘C’ is for Cookie”:

  1. Madonna’s “This Used to Be My Playground”
  2. Whitney Houston’s “I’m Every Woman”
  3. Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like a Wolf”
  4. Santa Esmeralda’s version of “Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood”, yes, exactly like that in Kill Bill.
  5. Belle & Sebastian’s “My Wandering Days Are Over”

Time will tell if Sue Sylvester will soften up enough for a moment to pay homage to Jane’s romance-language serenade to Steve Carell’s character in The 40-year-old Virgin, below.

Cuando limpiado mi cuarto
No encuentro nada
Adonde va con tanta prisa?
Al partido de futbol
When my room is cleaned
I can find nothing.
Where are you going?
To a football game.
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